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Kamala Harris Appears On White Noise Podcast In Appeal To Sleepy Voters (theonion.com)
submitted 4 weeks ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 20 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Screw debates, I want to see who makes the best ASMR video

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Vance couch fucking. Mics in the cushions.

Are you sure you want this?

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 4 weeks ago

🎶 let's get it on... 🎶

[–] seahorse@midwest.social 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Trump can rub two hamburgers together.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 weeks ago

just him gently chanting "bing bing bong" on repeat

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

White noise is made of samples with uniformly random values. If you generate enough of it with true randomness, it will include an audio recording of the past 24 hours in Kamala Harris's life. (Of course, you're as likely to stumble upon it as on any other possible 24-hour audio.)

[–] switchboard_pete@fedia.io 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"I'm Kamala Harris, and I approve this blessage"?! You stupid monkey!

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I like that you perfectly transcribed her encrypted call with Biden but why is it interspersed with "snarky commentary by Ben Shapiro"?

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 13 points 4 weeks ago

Scary to think the election might come down to wich candidate has the better jre showing.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 4 weeks ago

The Sleepy Joe vote!

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago

Oof, I ate this onion.