Memes

I remember something about them being hunted to extinction

Aside from my slab o'flab making people wish my top had not been cropped, those daddy dukes look like junk-crunchers.

I just realized that the examples in the meme leave out an important part of the ensemble: calf-high white tube socks with multicolor bands at the top.

If you're gonna rock it, rock it all the way.

The shape of my body.

Because those hunks never survived the movie.

Lotta people here have some body dismorphia

It does seem like short shorts are coming back.

My fragile masculinity 😔

I don't want to look at my disgusting flesh-body and I'd rather nobody else saw it either. Rebuild me shiny and chrome, then we'll talk about showing off.

No way, this is like wearing the red shirt in Star Trek.

Dad bod.

All those pockets too small to carry a phone.

I don’t want to disappoint gay guys.

Gents, this is not for you; it’s for her. 🙂

My wife.

Personal dignity?

I recently got a one shoulder top that I'm wearing at home, does that count?

Do you find a beer gut sexy? How about Dad Bod?

I'm still traumatized by spandex being a thing when I was in primary school.

Gym was .... embarrassing.

My fear of getting arrested for disturbing the public peace.

The "Fire Island gay" look is not for me. (Aka Midriff-baring T-shirts and Nut-Hugger shorts.)

The middle one (at least) is from Sleepaway Camp. Terrifying ending.

It's too cold where I live

Misses says my T-shirt tan ruins the look, not the dad bod ❤️

I don't want to be killed off like them?

I’m tall and thin so my clothes do look like that

It’s really uncomfortable

I could dress like that... for money.

Same thing as the last time this was reposted. Didn't change in a few months.