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[–] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 145 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

"Is it possible to buy normal weed in 2024 or is there only shinzo-abe-pack-chernobyl-1000C-hot-knife-sohn-of-a-whore-nirvana-haze which leaves you with a permanent disability?"

you are welcome

and for the germanophones:

"ich verstehe nicht alles hier aber 'shinzo abe pack chernobyl 1000' schiesst wie eine schrotflinte ein loch durch die sprach barriere"

seit willkommen

edith: sorry, hab nix mit flinten zu tun und mach kaum schrott :P

[–] superkret@feddit.org 55 points 2 months ago (3 children)

SInce the legalization, I keep getting home-grown weed for free from friends.
Cause you can legally keep 3 plants, but only legally have 50g of dried weed at home. So everyone gives away the surplus after harvesting (which is also illegal, but impossible to control).

[–] pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm in Berlin and half of my neighbors have these 3m tall weed plants on their balconies. 3-4 usually, and nobody really cares. I wonder how the winter is going to be when everybody suddenly has half a kilo of weed...

[–] superkret@feddit.org 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

In Berlin you could smoke weed in front of cops before the legalization.
They've got bigger things to worry about.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Every cop has bigger things to worry about.

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago

Let's just say that going to the Netherlands to talk to a Dutch cop would be faster for me than going to Bavaria.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

Become the bigger reason

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 months ago

The person smoking weed next to me with skin darker than my own, yes.

[–] pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah. I don't mean that. But how is it going to look like in bars when everybody suddenly has hundreds or so grams of weed...

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago

Considering that smoking is usually prohibited in bars, not much different.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what you mean.
Why would it affect what bars look like?

[–] pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I was joking here a bit, but:

  • A big crowd of people has suddenly a lot of weed.
  • People in Berlin like to go to bars and like to smoke weed (a fact)
  • Suddenly there's a lot more weed, many people more are smoking it either in the bar (allowed in a few places at least in Neukolln) or outside the bar (about every other place outside Neukolln)
  • Fun.

So it was my take on laughing a bit about the winter 2024...

[–] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

fuck me.

not telling where i get my shit but i dont get it free and instead it costs a whole fucking lot. main reason why im broke all the time actually...

well fuck me... i dont know how to treat plants good, the clubs cant grow until there exists some sort of training first... bullshit bureaucracy really, and also i dont have any friends who consume or grow...

[–] Swallowtail 12 points 2 months ago

Anybody can learn to grow plants. It just takes practice and learning. There's a gazillion YouTube videos on gardening and I'm sure there's tons on how to grow weed specifically.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGtYLiV_xP0Q9lkp5AsnnprB5VJaM5Q0q&si=ancwEKW0XvmxRW9B

[–] Tiefkuehlkost@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Try feminized automatic seeds thet eliminates many points of failure, you dont need to ckeck the gender and you can just blast them with 18 hours of light till harvest.

And even if only one plant survives you should still be even

[–] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yeah well, no idea where to get seeds xD the place i usually go to used to sell them too, but no longer... i wonder why 🤪

[–] Tiefkuehlkost@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

In the past I ordered here from the Netherlands https://www.zamnesia.com/de

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought it was only illegal to sell?

[–] superkret@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nope, also illegal to give away. So you legally have to destroy any surplus.

[–] androogee@midwest.social 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In a series of small fires

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 months ago

bro come help me legally dispose of this weed

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I’m a Germanphobe and you slapping me in the face with all that German was very rude

I’m very scared right now

[–] _____@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago

Ty that's actually funny as fk

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

For anyone wondering the removed word is what you call a female dog, an insult to a female person often preceded by "son of a" or an informal way to call a lady working in the red-light district

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

schrottflinte

Schrotflinte, die schiessen Schrot

[–] janet_catcus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

ah ja, danke, passiert wenn man wenig damit zutun hat. spaghettimonsterimhimmelseidank

und ja... die grund annahme sein gegenueber im internet sei maennlich... ich mein, oft genug passte es ja.. alles gut

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What an insane thing to just randomly post

~~i love it~~

Right! Like where they even pull this from and they whose the genius that came up with it.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wait german says kan man like in swedish? The more you know.

[–] manucode@infosec.pub 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Kann man auf deutsch so sagen, und auf schwedisch anscheinend auch.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

kan man dansa cancan på dass?

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago
[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The nordic languages are quite similar to german. Cause they have the same origin (english too) and are geographically quite close to germany. So it just happened that some words are almost the same. I'm pretty sure if you speak German and English you can pretty much understand the context of what people are saying. This of course applies to other language combinations too

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 14 points 2 months ago

we building back babel with this one f🔥🔥🔥🔥

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Oh man that weed looks tasty af... 🤤

I need some flower and a blunt wrap; getting bored of dabs.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago

I really want to grow colourful weed like that, but every time I try, it's just green and doesn't look like the photos on the packaging :c At least it still kicks butt, though :3