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Women are so cute and adorable and I love it

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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 94 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Women are so much better than the official YouTube app

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 23 points 2 months ago

Hard to argue with that

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the most lemmy-coded auto complete I've ever seen.

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[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's kinda true. LibreTube ftw.

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[–] Sierra_Is_Bee 56 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Women are always hotter than me and I am a woman.

😭

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago

Lmao, Based XD

[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 49 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago

Mine just goes on like this forever

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[–] Senseless@feddit.org 37 points 2 months ago

Women are not even a good idea to be honest

Why is it doing that? :(

[–] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Women are

(Auto suggest next word off. Always on incognito mode. Do not learn typed words)

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I use a foss keyboard. same story.

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[–] knightly@pawb.social 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Women are

(I switched to a non-suggesting keyboard years ago)

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[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Women are the most beautiful people on earth and I love that.

I only partially agree with my autocomplete, because men are just as beautiful.

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 months ago

Men are the most beautiful people on earth and I love that

Okay, my phone is cooking with those statements

[–] CandleTiger@programming.dev 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Holy crap my iphone goes hard — I do not type like this:

“Women are not allowed in this world anymore because they don’t want their husbands and children in this country and the rest are forced into the hands and knees to get to work for their own selfish desires “

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[–] Cano@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Women are not women and are not men

I think my autocorrect is a little confused

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Women are you and I

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

"Women are in boxes and they can't get to the store"

Lassie got weird in the later seasons.

[–] ben_dover@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

"women are not even a good idea to be honest"

autocomplete is savage 🤣

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[–] AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 months ago

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

[–] png@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Women are the foundation of the Berlin wall

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[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

Women are the bike anymore trouble and annoyance

Men are the bike anymore trouble and annoyance

Bike are the bike anymore trouble and annoyance

I think my autocorrect hates everyone and everthing equally

[–] kspatlas@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

Women are a bit of a good idea but I don't think so

[–] almost1337@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

Women are so cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute and cute

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

Women are not allowed to choose what they wear and they are probably looking for revenue streams and the pendulum is swinging away from religious tolerance.

Jeezus!

[–] phuntis@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

women are a bit of a good idea but I don't think so but I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't want to be in the house and I don't want to be in the house and I don't want to be a fan of the same thing as I don't want to be in the house

it looped the last two phrase over and over after that

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[–] wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

Women are the most important thing in society and the most likely to cause harm

[–] Emmie@lemmings.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“Women aren't allowed to be in the same room as men” 💀

iOS 17.5.1. I am gonna write a juicy letter to Tim apple now

[–] Midnitte 8 points 2 months ago

Women are very good to have the capital of their own and the world

Well, I look forward to this world order.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

Women are you using a Xerox multifunction device location to this email and any attachments is intended only for the same time and consideration and I will be in the first time in the first time in the first time in the first time...

It loops on that forever.

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Women are still interested in the morning and I will be in the morning

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[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

First suggestion.... Women are the same as a JPEG and the kids have been there are they talking to me?

Second suggestion... Women are you going to be able to get a new job at the end of the day?

Third suggestion... Women are so that we have the answers though and they have the best of us that are not the only ones I know of.

Hallucinations galore. Android Auto complete is... Not smart.

[–] Leah96xxx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

Women are beautiful and screen eyes and screen eyes and screen eyes and ears and screen eyes open sliced and the words are beautiful.

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 7 points 2 months ago

Women are confidential information

[–] RickAstleyfounddead@lemy.lol 7 points 2 months ago

Women are the most powerful men in the country

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Women are

My phone is not interested in typing on its own.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

Women are very nice and they resented FDR's New Deal.

How very specific.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago

Women are the same as women

Huh ya I guess

[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Women are you still have the Grand Canyon got a new truck.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Women are you still have the same as the registered player whether the use of the day of the day of the day…

I don't think my keyboard is very intelligent.

[–] Lumelore@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Women are inherently stronger than me.

Lmao, but I am a woman so how does this make sense

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[–] stom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

In Lemmy: Women are a bit of a good girl

In my email: Women are you in the office tomorrow morning

[–] RicoBerto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

Women are so cute 🥺

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

Women are not unemployed

[–] aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

women are so obviously not sure about the situation but they are not done with my partner

[–] jikel@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Women are outside unit circle

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Women are the sorta (I have anysoft key so it stopped there ¯_(ツ)_/¯ )

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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

Women are not allowed in this house anymore

… welp, guess I’m getting evicted…

[–] stoneparchment@possumpat.io 5 points 2 months ago

Women are not included in those polls

... accurate

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