Ok now I'm curious about what the fuck the two centipedes I found in my basement that I thought were fucking were actually doing. They sure looked like they were fucking.
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Maybe they were those queer centipedes that fuck in person. Degenerates
They do it just for fun! Gross.
Don't humanize centipedes! That leads to strange and disturbing things...
too late
Too late
Too Late
TOO LATE
There are way, way more "centipede monster girl" image results... DuckDuckGo/Google
Caterpillar girls are fine though.
Those are clearly millipedes
I draw the line at 8 legs.
The head tail goes hard
Centipedussy.
That top one is from momodora right?
Oh actually yeah looking at the momodora character again its not even a resemblance besides the white hair and being a centipede
Just gonna take a quick stroll over to rule34.xxx and see what there is to see...
Edit: Jesus fuck 638 results. We just needed ONE to confirm the rule, but 638?!
And three movies that never should have been made.
When two centipedes ~~love each other~~ are both really hungry...
Centipedes see other Centipedes as food, which is why they reproduce this way.
Source: made it up, but it seems logical. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The DoorDash approach to sexual reproduction. Fantastic.
Oh boy, the jar arrived!
And a complementary turkey baster, too!
So THAT'S how Vance & his wife have kids: he leaves her some fresh sperm in the couch
damn, the lore thickens
Taking “hit it and quit it” to the next level.
Skeet and yeet.
Does this mean jd vance is a centipede?
Good for him that his wife found the packets in the couch.
Just wrote that. Should have read comments first. Like minds & all.
Huh, guess I'm a centipede then.
That's...
That's amazing
thank god, i hated those fuckers enough already, if i had known they'd been capable of fucking i think i'd probably be done for by now.
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its a skeet world for them