As long as you can rinse the fruit first with potable water first, then I choose that one. Turtles got salmonella, so I ain’t drinking no squirt :/
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Can I pass and get the banana things from a Tropius instead?
I have decided they will be plantains
Shouldn't the fruit come from a post-Venosaur evolution that is triggered by beedrill or butterfree pollinating it?
Either way I'll go with the fruit. It's no more gross than eating chicken eggs. Meanwhile who knows where squirtle gets the water, it's probably sea water.
One most not think too hard, might crease up ones brain. Keep it nice and smooth.
pauses in the middle of eating smoked charmander tail
Can I do both?
Is bulbasaur fruit vegan?
No, I'm pretty sure it's about consciousness rather than exact genetics. An alien cow wouldn't even be a eukaryote, cladistically, but they still couldn't drink moon milk. (I'm just vegetarian)
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Oh why would you remind me of that.