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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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WYR: ear fruit grown on a bulbasaur or drink water from a squirtle. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 3 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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Added info: Both offer it to you willingly and happily. Is bulbasaur fruit vegan? Squirtle obviously used water gun which shoots outta its mouth.

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[–] key@lemmy.keychat.org 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't the fruit come from a post-Venosaur evolution that is triggered by beedrill or butterfree pollinating it?

Either way I'll go with the fruit. It's no more gross than eating chicken eggs. Meanwhile who knows where squirtle gets the water, it's probably sea water.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

One most not think too hard, might crease up ones brain. Keep it nice and smooth.