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Brainstorming (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 months ago by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] kubica@fedia.io 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Drainstorming

[–] Norgur@fedia.io 12 points 3 months ago

That's what happens around any toilet in a 2km radius when Taco Bell has a major sale.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I don’t really think effectively in meetings. In fact, having multiple meetings is the best way to ensure I don’t spend time looking at the problem.

[–] taanegl 5 points 3 months ago

Listen, some of you mfs don't need a standing desk, you need a running desk, that gets up and runs the second your brain turns on autopilot.

Focus! Or the screen runs away.

[–] jwt@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

Yes, those levitating shits are really eye opening.

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Don't brainstorm

Collect ideas as you think of them throughout your day. Then when you need to "brainstorm", read through your ideas and references

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Exactly, that's why you write down ideas immediately, when you have them

I have obsidian set to dump new notes into an "Inbox" folder

If i have an idea, i jot it down in a new note (usually from my phone), and move on

Then i can later catalog it properly