Hair for teeth is hell. Can't even eat. Naaaa no way am I doing that
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2024
10 points (100.0% liked)
Would You Rather
1 readers
1 users here now
Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.
Rules:
- Follow dbzer0 rules.
- Start posts off with "WYR:"
founded 4 months ago
MODERATORS
I am become whale
Function over fashion. Hair for teeth, especially if that makes me a blue whale.
I did not expect this! Thought this would be a straightforward teeth for hair question!
Well, I can't think of a creature that has anything related to external teeth instead of hair, less a few bizarre mutations that might have occurred.
Blue whales, on the other hand: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baleen
Hope you REALLY love shrimp. Or krill I guess but that's harder to find at the grocery store.
I do! While there are probably some major drawbacks, like having to swallow the occasional religious prophet or sentient log, it kinda sounds OK.
Either way, the phrase "brush your teeth" would take on a whole new meaning.
First instinct is teeth for hair, because hair for teeth means constant upkeep to keep from choking, and can't chew. But then I remembered laser hair removal exists, and so do dentures.
Now my main wonder is if body hair and pubic hair is also replaced with teeth... I think I'm leaning more towards hair for teeth. Being covered in patchy, sparse (potentially curly?) teeth under my arms and all over my body sounds... Worse. Much worse.
Am I still bald?
You can have a teeth Mohawk
Nice!
Maybe I can make a small business out of just showing up to metal concerts.