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I meant to type "npm run dev"... What will happen now? (lemm.ee)
submitted 4 months ago by jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Your code will be minified and your git history deleted

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 27 points 4 months ago

Npm ruined dev long before you tried this.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i think the dev is already ruined having to use npm

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Security people will say so.

[–] Godort@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

believe it or not, jail.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

We have the best deployment pipeline in the world, because of jail.

[–] polonius-rex@kbin.run 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

deploys your code to your dev environment

[–] un_aristocrate@jlai.lu 9 points 4 months ago

You may have to switch to a proper operating system to redeem yourself.

[–] squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 months ago

npm will ruin the dev now. It happened to me 11 months ago

[–] lud@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago

The NPM gods will smite you for using CMD instead of PowerShell.

[–] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 5 points 4 months ago

NPM on Windows, it doesn't matter anymore.

[–] __init__@programming.dev 5 points 4 months ago

Yeah you’re gonna need a new dev environment. That one’s toast.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

Same thing.

[–] reboot6675@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

Your .env with production credentials is now up on a public repo

[–] ParetoOptimalDev@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago

Its an alias, so no problem.