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[–] Corgana@startrek.website 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Normally this meme format is difficult because there are no good choices. But this time there are no bad ones!

Still, I think I'd have to go with 3.

[–] audiomodder@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is love to sit by Sisko, he’s hands down my favorite. But I’m not sure I could take Shatner’s Kirk trying to unconsentually kiss me the whole flight.

[–] KevonLooney@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just distract him with a mirror. Or mention that you've never seen an interracial same-sex kiss between two captains before.

[–] Corgana@startrek.website 8 points 7 months ago

lol

That would 100% do it

[–] _NetNomad@kbin.run 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

3 feels like the "right" answer but 7 would absolutely be the most fun

[–] _NetNomad@kbin.run 3 points 7 months ago

actually either i would probably have to switch seats with O'Brien halfway through because Mariner keeps poking the back of his head and then turning away when he turns around

[–] ipacialsection@startrek.website 7 points 7 months ago

Saru and Kelvin Spock would probably get along really well. Everyone else would be having heated arguments that I think would be amazing to witness, if not take part in.

I think I'd most like to sit between Mariner and Pike, though.

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

My first thought was Picard because we'd both quietly read books we brought along, but then again I wouldn't want to miss out on all the crazy space cowboy tales Kirk would share with me. So, in conclusion, Kirk it is.

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

WTF 10! Why is this a debate?

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

7 is heaven, sir.

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Mother of God, anywhere but 6

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago

That’s the one I’d choose!!!

[–] yuri@pawb.social 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Honestly blown away no one has said 2 yet. That’s primo b plot setup right there.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

Nope. Not O'Brien. I wanna watch not be part of it.

If I was told I had to choose between 11 or 2, I'll take 2. I love Boims but I'd end up using him to hit Burnham.

[–] Kyatto@leminal.space 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

12 for sure, I just want to be hit on by Riker.

[–] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 1 points 7 months ago

12 is what I want to pick as well, just because I feel like Riker and Kirk are some of the more gregarious characters, and would make for the best conversation, but that would be three relatively burly dudes in one another's space for a pretty long time.

I think ultimately I would have to pick 8.

[–] data1701d@startrek.website 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Seat 9. I’d say Picard and Chakotay would be pretty mellow and level-headed unless Chakotay’s feeling extra resentful about Picard’s handling of Marquis/Cardassian Neutral Zone stuff. It’s then insulated from some of the crazier pairs with level-headed duos, or at least balanced duos (e.g Raffi and Spock or Kira and Gwyn). The exception might be Sisko and Kirk, who would either get along quite well or drive each other to the brink of insanity. Either way, (1 assassinated Romulan senator later) I can live with it. Though maybe after the first hour, I’ll have seat 12 to myself after Riker and Kelvin Kirk go to sick bay for competitive chair-sitting-related injuries…😏

12 hours?

8 or 10. Put in my head phones, put on my audiobook, no one's bothering me.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 7 months ago

The can; I think the replicator is broken. 🤢

[–] autonomous@startrek.website 1 points 7 months ago

2, T'Pol and O'Brien would have no difficulty keeping to themselves so it would be a quiet journey, at least if you were in a soundproof cabin with the two.

If this is open area seating you would be able to hear many of the other characters from anywhere you sit, even if you were depressurizing outside the ship, so there's simply no hope until you finish depressurizing at least.

[–] Zathras@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago
  1. I think both Kira and Gwyn seem pretty down to earth and would have interesting stories and opinions on various topics. Not overly dramatic nor boring. Would know when to shut up. I would enjoy hearing advice Kira would give to Gwyndala as a young woman growing into her own. Neither companion would be overly boastful, maybe a tad critical, but their struggles bring an interesting angle on how they view life.