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I would definitely not recommend doing what I did, which is learning how to make literally the best cheesecake everyone who's tried it has ever eaten.
I make sure not to have the ingredients in the house or I'd probably eat one a week.
It's a real problem.
I lack the ability to learn from other people's mistakes. Please ruin my life and drop the recipe
You.. uhh.. got any recipes you might wanna share my friend?
Sounds like me when I learned how to make delicious pizzas and killer calzones from scratch.
I have the same problem with rum cake. I'm glad it takes too much effort to make for my average day or I'd be eating them all the time.
As someone who ventured into being a chocolatier, i can feel that. The desire to make something is really strong, but then my laziness and fatigue has been helping me control that desire.
God, I’d love a cheesecake right now.
I feel the same way when I buy a Transformer…
i fucking
LOVE
increasing or decreasing voltage
I so deserve this…
🤮