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‘It's Important to Celebrate Your Accomplishments,' Says Woman Looking for Any Excuse to Buy a Cheesecake (reductress.com)

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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 32 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I would definitely not recommend doing what I did, which is learning how to make literally the best cheesecake everyone who's tried it has ever eaten.

I make sure not to have the ingredients in the house or I'd probably eat one a week.

It's a real problem.

[–] RadicalCandour@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

You.. uhh.. got any recipes you might wanna share my friend?

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I lack the ability to learn from other people's mistakes. Please ruin my life and drop the recipe

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[–] Melkath@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

Sounds like me when I learned how to make delicious pizzas and killer calzones from scratch.

[–] zib@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 9 months ago

I have the same problem with rum cake. I'm glad it takes too much effort to make for my average day or I'd be eating them all the time.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 points 9 months ago

As someone who ventured into being a chocolatier, i can feel that. The desire to make something is really strong, but then my laziness and fatigue has been helping me control that desire.