Like everyone else in the western world, looking at my phone.
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Picking at my cuticles and cracking all my joints, while staring into the middle distance.
Take out a bag of seeds and begin to make a little mound of spit out seeds to show how long I've been idle
Sleeping. Possibly borritoβd into a blanket.
Standing around awkwardly with my hands in my pockets, because I don't know what else to do with them.
Overthinking.
Fiddling with my clothes/hair/anything within reach. For the big "fancy" idle animations that trigger after like 5 minutes of inactivity, I'd bust out my knitting/crochet or a book.
Bopping to my own head tunes
Fidgeting
Stretching
Balancing on one leg in different ways
drinking a mountain dew. well diet now. well diet doctor pepper. everythings getting expensive. sinces its a game and fantasy let me have a regular mountain dew.
Hit a bong.
Doom scrolling on my phone.
Sitting low on a couch, legs crossed on a stool, bouncing the top foot.
Stroking my beard.
Stroking my cβ¦
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chin
The funny thing about my chin, Jules, is that it's located on my cock!
restless leg syndrome
cracking my back
I fantasise mine is probably like Trevor in GTA. You never know what you're going to get, or where, but it's going to be fun.
put one foot behind the other knee so I'm standing in one foot, then do squats
Like Trolls in World of Warcraft.
Definitely lighting a cig (don't smoke kids)
Flipping balisong or something
Vaping and pulling at my beard whilst stood with an uncomfortably wide gate and shifterly looking around every several seconds.