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and, don't you notice something rubbing against it when you move?

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[โ€“] bloodfart@lemmy.ml 49 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why not spend a few bucks on a thong and find out?

[โ€“] permit54@linux.community 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

because I don't want to waste money

[โ€“] bloodfart@lemmy.ml 25 points 6 months ago

it's only a waste if you don't like it...

[โ€“] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

They're worth it if you get swamp ass. You don't really notice it after like a week of wearing them.

But, only get cotton or modal. The synthetic fabrics just hold moisture against your skin.

[โ€“] Alienmonkey@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I find that last bit true with non-thong underwear as well.

Yeah, agreed. Wool is definitely the best, but I've only been able to find one person, on etsy, who makes wool thongs for men, and they're like $45 a pair. Great quality, but pricy.

[โ€“] shiveyarbles 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just be sure to get a brown thong to avoid embarrassment

[โ€“] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Or wash your ass properly.

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[โ€“] DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why you all taking about your butts? I wear thongs in the summer. They're quick to slip on and pretty comfortable footwear.

[โ€“] DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If your thongs are touching your anus, you're wearing them wrong.

[โ€“] cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Or you've fallen victim to LA CHANCLA.

[โ€“] JCPhoenix 4 points 6 months ago

NO MOM NOOOO

[โ€“] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I plug for a couple days at a time every once in a while, honestly you stop noticing the outside contact after a couple hours. Then you forget it's there for the most part until you move and it grinds against your prostate and you're like "oh right this is nice" and you start doing kegels and leaking in your cage

[โ€“] Finalsolo963@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Lady, the question was "do thongs touch you butthole?"

Please tell whoever is holding the keys that a random on the internet said to let you cum, if not for your own sake then for the rest of ours.

[โ€“] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 months ago

Hahahahahahaha

[โ€“] deezbutts@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Pronoun, this is a Wendy's.

[โ€“] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago

Wen deez nutts? Around 8 pm

[โ€“] SaltySalamander@fedia.io 17 points 6 months ago

Some people aren't afraid of their assholes.

[โ€“] mub@lemmy.ml 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is it true they play a G note when you fart?

[โ€“] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Pop a pair on and report back to us

[โ€“] mub@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Uhm actshually it's Eb

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[โ€“] mub@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

True, depends which Key you are in.

[โ€“] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago

And it also depends which instrument you play

[โ€“] Album@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Isn't that the whole point? But no to the latter question. Your shoes rub your toes but you probably forget about it after a while. Ever wear sandals? There's comfy pairs and uncomfy pairs.

[โ€“] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I love when my sandal's thong rubs my f'anus as I walk, it's a great feeling.

[โ€“] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 months ago

What horrible day to have eyes.

[โ€“] nsfwpls@lemdro.id 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I think it depends on the thickness of the cheeks and thong/string. I have a thicker than average booty for a guy, and I usually just feel thongs rest between my cheeks. If I start doing some crazy stretches or yoga I'm sure it'd get a little closer to the anus as things spread out.

Strings definitely get more up close and personal, but I feel it more on the top of my ass where it meets my back and on my gooch than my anus directly. It definitely goes a little deeper between the cheeks though, but I sure don't feel it rubbing against my anus. The right thong/string should feel like almost wearing nothing.

[โ€“] Linnce 8 points 6 months ago

Yes. It doesn't really rub, it sits still because it's tight against your body. Honestly you quickly forget you're wearing it after putting it on.

[โ€“] rozwud 7 points 6 months ago

I notice it as much as I notice any other article of clothing against any other part of my body. It doesn't really register.

[โ€“] shiveyarbles 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Also do you find yourself singing the thong song

[โ€“] ivanafterall@kbin.social 3 points 6 months ago

And is it just an urge or does it become involuntary?

[โ€“] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I wear them pretty often in nightlife. I had the worst wedgie from one last night. Usually you don't notice them but mine has thick straps (it's fetishwear, I'm a performer) so yeah...

I also wear a g-string underneath for safety

I don't wear thongs, though I do have an interest in trying. That being said, I think it might be comparable to wearing flip flops; sure you'll feel it between your toes for a bit, then it stops registering.

[โ€“] 01011@monero.town 3 points 6 months ago

Maybe that's what they want...

[โ€“] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 months ago

"Either?"

That implies 2 and only 2 choices, we just letting this rock now? Last I heard that was transphobia.