Firstly, Chorley.

Secondly, I should rewatch Phoenix Nights. It's been like twenty years, it's time.

As for where I'm from? Walkers Crisps and Pork Pies.

It's town centre looks a bit like manchester's, and it has a reputation for chavs, gangs, knives and teenage pregnancy.

Just here hoping you live in a village called Spankslugs.

"The settlement of the Czechoslovakian problem, which has now been achieved is, in my view, only the prelude to a larger settlement in which all Europe may find peace. This morning I had another talk with the German Chancellor, Herr Hitler, and here is the paper which bears his name upon it as well as mine. Some of you, perhaps, have already heard what it contains but I would just like to read it to you: " ... We regard the agreement signed last night and the Anglo-German Naval Agreement as symbolic of the desire of our two peoples never to go to war with one another again" The Right Honorable Neville Chamberlain FRS.

Ey-up mush!

Square go?

Ah jaysus lads!

No clue kinky Cockney.

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