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I choose pink, my favorite drink is water. More water per water!

TWENTY WHOLE DOLLARS

TWENTY BUKAROONIES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TWENTY O' DEM BIG ONES

• $20
• Pizza master chef
• No need to sleep (as long as I can still if I so desire)

I'd also choose a reverse body hair pill if that was an option. I want to grow wicked 70s sideburns but my genes say no.

Edit: also water tasting like beer or coffee would be weird so I'd avoid that one

why does the estrogen have the beats by dre logo on it

5, 8, 9

Water already is my favorite drink.

Why is $20 even in consideration with the not needing sleep pill. Hell I'd probably choose the not need sleep pill over $20 million. It's effectivity massively increasing your lifespan, but without making you outlive everyone you know

Alright, Cat build lets go. GImme the ears and tail, the catspeech, and the no sleep.

I'll take 60 dollars.

Black and blue because I live in a capitalist wasteland and need the competitive edge. Water is my favorite drink and I already talk with cats so I'm not sure what my 3rd pick should be.

$20

Don't Sleep

People Find You Attractive but I destroy it so that its dark power can never be used.

P.S. Jokes on you I'm already a master pizza chef, water is already my favorite drink, and my hairy body is perfect.

Brown, purple, and black. We unstoppable.

I already got estrogen, and $20 is $20... I'll take the $20 three times please!!

These all have monkeys paw potential, but assuming there are no negative repercussions or ethical problems:

Ears and tail, 20$ and general mutual attraction

All my life I wanted blue ( We're all sexy here ) but recently my libido has gone through the floor. It's like I still like I still like cute people but my brain doesn't know what to do with them, so I pet them like I do my cat.

Black and Blue are OP everyone should take them.

I pick the water thing (pink) but totally get if you want to talk to cats or have a tail or whatever.

I don't need 1, I already have ears

5,7,9. It'd be fun.

u dont need purple, pink or brown if u're willing to learn and if u're a master pizza chef that understands cats and can trick ur own mind u also wont need blue :3 and maybe that attraction will also get free laser sessions so u wont need yellow! :D

Black, blue, and purple. It's not even close.

Black is placebo, I don't have to sleep now either

Cyan, yellow, green. Let me sleep but fuck let me be rid of this damn hair

Grindset: purple, brown and black

Pink pill makes water taste like water

Can I take the 20 dollars three times?

2, 3 and 8.

Pill 9 feels more like a curse honestly, imagine not having a single moment of rest ever.

All teh B's: Blue, Brown, Black. Runners up: Ketchup and Mustard.

yellow, black, and green

I don't have a cat (did in the past, was an indoor cat) but there's many roaming my neighbourhood because it's still apparently difficult for Australians to understand how fucked that is.

I'd like to be able to talk to cats.

So I'd go have a chat to them and explain what longer, healthier lives they'd have at home. Free from disease, injury and the risk of being hit by car. I'd tell them to go home.

I'd also explain to them, that if they keep visiting my house, that eventually my dog might get one. And if he doesn't, I'll trap them and take them to the pound because their shit families are unlikely to have chipped them.

5, 8, and 9.

1 is entirely useless to me, so is 7 because water is my favorite drink. I do not wish to become a girl so 2 is also out of the question. 5 is useless, because it's just a tautology. EDIT: I read that wrong (as "people who find you attractive find you attractive"), oops. 4 is only marginally useful, and 3 and 6 could be good but pales in comparison to the rest.

8 is basically a superpower that nobody else has.

9 would give me so much more time to do the things I like doing.

After rereading 5, it's the best one out of the bunch. I cannot find any romance in my life, and this would get me 99% of the way to fixing this problem.

imagine making decisions i’m just taking triple estrogen

hell yea tail
someone else can have the others idc

I'm just going to pick 4 because water already is my favorite drink

Let's see...

• Water is my favourite drink - check
• I don't sleep - check
• I'm a master pizza chef - check...a bit
• Don't you touch my hairyness!

Sooo, here's my choice:

• talk with cats
• ears and tail
• 20 dollars

Top 3 easy.

Two times green and one black please

• top center
• middle middle
• top right

Pink Brown and Black. No question

Bottom row for me, though the no need to sleep feels like a trick, but I'll risk it assuming it means I'm never tired (as opposed to being always tired, like I am now).