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I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.

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[–] ipha@lemm.ee 52 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

I choose pink, my favorite drink is water. More water per water!

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 22 points 7 months ago

!hydrohomies@lemmy.ml

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

I would be content even if it gets chilled and tastes like filtered spring water.

[–] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But water is already my favourite drink tho

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 3 points 7 months ago

Sparkling water in mine, so drinking water without having to sodastream it makes it even better!

[–] tonarinokanasan@lemmy.sdf.org 45 points 7 months ago

TWENTY WHOLE DOLLARS

TWENTY BUKAROONIES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TWENTY O' DEM BIG ONES

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
  • $20
  • Pizza master chef
  • No need to sleep (as long as I can still if I so desire)

I'd also choose a reverse body hair pill if that was an option. I want to grow wicked 70s sideburns but my genes say no.

Edit: also water tasting like beer or coffee would be weird so I'd avoid that one

[–] OtisRamflow@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

I don't really care for cats, but if you could talk to them you could make a fuck load of money. So I'll stay up all night making perfect pizzas, then go inform all the cat ladies why their cats hate them during the day.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

why does the estrogen have the beats by dre logo on it

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 14 points 7 months ago

5, 8, 9

Water already is my favorite drink.

[–] Kacarott@feddit.de 12 points 7 months ago

Why is $20 even in consideration with the not needing sleep pill. Hell I'd probably choose the not need sleep pill over $20 million. It's effectivity massively increasing your lifespan, but without making you outlive everyone you know

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 11 points 7 months ago

Alright, Cat build lets go. GImme the ears and tail, the catspeech, and the no sleep.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 10 points 7 months ago

I'll take 60 dollars.

[–] zbyte64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Black and blue because I live in a capitalist wasteland and need the competitive edge. Water is my favorite drink and I already talk with cats so I'm not sure what my 3rd pick should be.

[–] Manzas@lemdro.id 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Become the pizza master chef

[–] zbyte64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Working in the service industry is so rough though....

[–] bownage 5 points 7 months ago

Who says it has to be your job? Could just be flipping p's at home

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 7 points 7 months ago

$20

Don't Sleep

People Find You Attractive but I destroy it so that its dark power can never be used.

P.S. Jokes on you I'm already a master pizza chef, water is already my favorite drink, and my hairy body is perfect.

[–] BioDriver 6 points 7 months ago

Brown, purple, and black. We unstoppable.

[–] Luci@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

I already got estrogen, and $20 is $20... I'll take the $20 three times please!!

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

These all have monkeys paw potential, but assuming there are no negative repercussions or ethical problems:

Ears and tail, 20$ and general mutual attraction

[–] shikogo@pawb.social 2 points 7 months ago

I'd change 20 dollars for pizza chef, you can probably easily sell $20 of pizza, and then it's all upside

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 7 months ago

All my life I wanted blue ( We're all sexy here ) but recently my libido has gone through the floor. It's like I still like I still like cute people but my brain doesn't know what to do with them, so I pet them like I do my cat.

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Black and Blue are OP everyone should take them.

I pick the water thing (pink) but totally get if you want to talk to cats or have a tail or whatever.

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 5 points 7 months ago

I don't need 1, I already have ears

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 4 points 7 months ago

5,7,9. It'd be fun.

[–] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 months ago

u dont need purple, pink or brown if u're willing to learn and if u're a master pizza chef that understands cats and can trick ur own mind u also wont need blue :3 and maybe that attraction will also get free laser sessions so u wont need yellow! :D

[–] OKRainbowKid@feddit.de 4 points 7 months ago

Black, blue, and purple. It's not even close.

[–] KidnappedByKitties@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Black is placebo, I don't have to sleep now either

[–] splatsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Cyan, yellow, green. Let me sleep but fuck let me be rid of this damn hair

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 months ago

Grindset: purple, brown and black

[–] Kuvwert@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Pink pill makes water taste like water

[–] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 3 points 7 months ago

Can I take the 20 dollars three times?

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

2, 3 and 8.

Pill 9 feels more like a curse honestly, imagine not having a single moment of rest ever.

[–] SpeakingColors 9 points 7 months ago

It does say have to so I think you still can, but you don't need to sleep to have energy for your day. It's a magic pill with magic rules

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

All teh B's: Blue, Brown, Black. Runners up: Ketchup and Mustard.

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[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

yellow, black, and green

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 3 points 7 months ago

I don't have a cat (did in the past, was an indoor cat) but there's many roaming my neighbourhood because it's still apparently difficult for Australians to understand how fucked that is.

I'd like to be able to talk to cats.

So I'd go have a chat to them and explain what longer, healthier lives they'd have at home. Free from disease, injury and the risk of being hit by car. I'd tell them to go home.

I'd also explain to them, that if they keep visiting my house, that eventually my dog might get one. And if he doesn't, I'll trap them and take them to the pound because their shit families are unlikely to have chipped them.

[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

5, 8, and 9.

1 is entirely useless to me, so is 7 because water is my favorite drink. I do not wish to become a girl so 2 is also out of the question. 5 is useless, because it's just a tautology. EDIT: I read that wrong (as "people who find you attractive find you attractive"), oops. 4 is only marginally useful, and 3 and 6 could be good but pales in comparison to the rest.

8 is basically a superpower that nobody else has.

9 would give me so much more time to do the things I like doing.

After rereading 5, it's the best one out of the bunch. I cannot find any romance in my life, and this would get me 99% of the way to fixing this problem.

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[–] madeline@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

imagine making decisions i’m just taking triple estrogen

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 months ago

hell yea tail
someone else can have the others idc

[–] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm just going to pick 4 because water already is my favorite drink

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[–] occhineri@feddit.de 2 points 7 months ago

Let's see...

  • Water is my favourite drink - check
  • I don't sleep - check
  • I'm a master pizza chef - check...a bit
  • Don't you touch my hairyness!

Sooo, here's my choice:

  • talk with cats
  • ears and tail
  • 20 dollars
[–] Kjev@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] adamantris@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

Two times green and one black please

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago
  • top center
  • middle middle
  • top right

boy kisser

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 2 points 7 months ago

Pink Brown and Black. No question

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Bottom row for me, though the no need to sleep feels like a trick, but I'll risk it assuming it means I'm never tired (as opposed to being always tired, like I am now).

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