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[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 18 points 8 months ago

This needs to be turned into a video.

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

For some reason halfway through I thought this was going to be a reference to making eye contact with NPC trainers in Pokemon.

He lowers his opera glasses and screams "My bug pokemon have been waiting for a challenge!"

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

"My Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas."

[–] reric88 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I would argue real-life is also like this

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 5 points 8 months ago

Yeah, opera glasses were a mistake :c

[–] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

excuse me we use freedom units here

[–] lengau@midwest.social 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh in that case I'll convert for you:

20 paces is 15 metres.

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

stop chaining me down with your authoritarian decimal model i don’t even want to know what you are saying you toxic misandrist

/s i promise

[–] lengau@midwest.social 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ohh sorry, that's f metres in hexadecimal

[–] spujb@lemmy.cafe 5 points 8 months ago
[–] jared@mander.xyz 11 points 8 months ago