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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 50 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The "trustworthy" porn companies are unwilling to serve to regions that require them to store government IDs.

Source: All the good porn sites blocked my state.

[–] ursakhiin 16 points 8 months ago

My hot take was "the notoriously hackable companies are now trusted to not get hacked"

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Damn it! I come to Lemmy to laugh at US politicians saying stupid things! If the CPC win the election I fear c/memes is going to have more Canadian Content.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Small government, right CPC?

[–] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 13 points 8 months ago

To be clear: climate change requires individual responsibility. Keeping your kids off legitimate online pornography websites is too big for citizens to handle on their own and requires government intervention.

[–] Xyloph@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 months ago

And here I was thinking banning flipper zeros was the top of our government stupidity

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah it's not the Porn companies I'm worried about, it's the companies the porn companies use to store the data. Even if they don't leak it, someone ~~can~~ will break in, either a bad actor or the government themselves because, let's be frank, having a list of porn users and what porn they watch is going to be irresistible if they want to spark a scandal based around, say, rival politicians or activists.

[–] init@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I trusted my government to protect my info, and now I have LifeLock for life because of several breaches on their part. If data is stored, it is virtually certain some portion of it will get leaked.

[–] gitgud@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago
[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] darkevilmac@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 months ago

I guess they were getting tired of doing well in the polls and wanted to shoot themselves in the foot a bit just to remember how it feels.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

My hot take is I'm actually okay providing an ID to prove my age. Where it breaks down is these idiots in governments think the only way to do that is by having the sites maintain that.

What should be done is have browsers like Chrome or Firefox. Implement a system that age gates websites, where you have to provide your ID to unlock your browser to allow you to see 18 and over material. The only thing the government would see it would be that you have unlocked 18 and above material, and sites would only have to change a metadata item saying that they are providing 18 and over material. This would be a low cost for everyone involved and would keep privacy in the forefront.

Of course, privacy isn't actually what they're trying to get at, they want to spy on us and everything about us. It's not about protecting the children, it's about knowing everything about us, so a solution like that would never be implemented

Edit: Downvote me if you want, but if the only alternative is to hand over my ID to porn sites who then will be forced to have those verified with the government then maybe it's worth investigating some alternatives. I'm not saying my idea is rock solid folks, it just popped in my head, I'm saying we shouldn't be letting 90 year olds in government decide what the best technical solution is, there are a thousand ways to skin a cat.

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeeeeah, nope. Seriously, all the ways of age verification suck 'cause age verification itself sucks.

  1. It's unmaintainable for both websites and browsers (there'll always be sites that say "fuck it", and there'll always be people to remove those checks from the browsers);
  2. It gives personal info to the entities that have no business handling it;
  3. [For sites] that would not leak the info: would you like an unsalted md5 with that?

What's the alternative? To not fucking verify the age. I'm really confused how even normies aren't tired of that "protecting the kids" bullshit. Oh, they're worried? How about trying to be a better fucking parent so that their kids don't hesitate to talk to them about stuff or at least setting up parental control software.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Great, your opinion that it sucks is noted, and ignored by the governments. Which is why I've thought about things that could be proposed as actual solutions. Dislike it all you want, they're going to get it one way or another. UK, USA, and Canada are all trying to push legislation that would force porn providers to verify IDs and store their users.

Sorry I wasted my breath with my terrible idea that would only keep your porn history private from the feds. Guess we should just give up and not pitch any other ideas.

[–] Gabu@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Here's a crazy idea: don't fucking do any of that. What benefit is there to doing it in the first place?

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

See the problem is that they're going to do it anyway. So if the "don't fucking do it" is off the table, which I hate to tell you but it pretty much is, then wouldn't it be at least good to have a privacy based approach?

[–] ReversalHatchery 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Here's an analogy.

You don't eat your shit, right?
But what if you put a lot of sugar on it? Doesn't it sound much better? At least it has some good flavor that way, and with enough sugar you won't even see the brown parts of it. This way it doesn't seem that bad.

Of course, not eating shit is off the table. You'll eat it, and you will be happy if you've got sugar.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Right, I'm saying that's not an anology, because it's coming whether you like it or not. There is no "choice" you have here to just not eat it, unless you count not viewing porn as the choice here.

[–] ondoyant 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

if you think bills like this aren't at their core designed to erode user privacy, you're fooling yourself. there is no "privacy based approach" to destroying user privacy, and the ultimatum you're proposing is not real. stupid laws fail all the time. the fact that people are trying to make ID verification a thing doesn't make it inevitable it will become a thing, and in fact, opposing it is the best chance we have at making it fail.

your argument to the inevitability of shit-eating just makes you an advocate for the legislators who want us to eat shit.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

That was my point though, I even said it in my original comment? That there are valid privacy-focused ways to solve the problem, I gave an example, and then said "That's not the point though, they want to spy on us." So, I don't know what you're trying to convince me of? The point I was trying to make?

My only difference is that I think it's coming whether we like it or not. In the US it has bipartisan support and even though we call our congressmen they don't listen.

If it was truly to support the children and it was safe, secure, and private to prove I'm over 18 to access sites, I'd even be in support of the bills - but it's not so I'm not.

[–] ondoyant 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

there isn't a problem to solve. the fact legislators want to do this is the problem. quibbling about how exactly they're gonna implement the torment nexus is secondary to the goal of resisting the torment nexus.

like, if your whole thing is "this is happening, its self-evidently about surveillance, and we can do nothing to stop it" and you start proposing ways for us to be surveilled "safely, securely, and privately", you are pro-surveillance. you are supporting the bills, right now, with the rhetoric you're using. like, imagine doing this about any other political issue.

"i don't support the death penalty, but we can't stop the government from implementing it, so here's the way I'd murder prisoners."

"we can't stop them from banning abortion, and I hate that, but I'll suggest we put the limit at 10 weeks. that seems reasonable, right?"

your idea for "solving the problem" involves doing the thing that both restricts what information people can access, and tracks their legal identity, but in a way that is maybe marginally less stupid than tech illiterate legislators can manage. the fact that you would be fine with the bills if the intent was just to ensure kids can't access "pornography" in a private way kind of reveals your biases here. it would not be a good idea even then.

what counts as pornography is socially defined. a tool which allows the selective restriction of pornography is also by definition a tool that encourages the redefinition of pornography to encompass whatever it is governments don't want people to learn about. especially in the US, it would become a tool for the censorship of minorities, the banning of books, and the removal of queer people from the internet. that's why these laws are being proposed. its not ambiguous at all. like, even if it is inevitable it will pass, the priority doesn't then become "how do we make this bad idea more efficient?", it becomes "how do we subvert this unethical restriction on our communications?". assuming that we can do nothing to stop this ensures that we won't. its a good thing nobody's buying your bullshit.

[–] explodicle@local106.com 2 points 8 months ago

I'd prefer an unmitigated disaster.

[–] cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Meh, I'll vote for the conservatives still. Housing and food prices are still too high and the liberals have been incompetent for the last 8 years.

[–] Gabu@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

Whether you're a troll (it's 2024, grow up) or someone whose brain is literal mush, do the world a favor and cut your internet access...

[–] explodicle@local106.com 1 points 8 months ago

"More monopolies will lower prices."