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I wish everyone on earth grew lush facial hair (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 7 months ago by late_night@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Manned space exploration gets set back by decades as overly cautious medical advisors try to figure out the cause of hair loss in astronauts.

[–] averyminya 1 points 7 months ago

Hair loss, eh.

Macular degeneration on the other hand :(

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 6 points 7 months ago

Every living creature, from the smallest protists to large elephants, grows lush facial hair. Creatures spend a large part of their days trying to trim it down only for it to grow again.

Since hair takes 1-2 years to decompose, discarded hair continues to build up. Some of it is burned, but that leads to other issues

[–] baconeater@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Way ahead of you buddy.

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

signed
- the paw

[–] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

Everyone's lush facial hair also grows 30x faster than normal