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submitted 9 months ago by spujb@lemmy.cafe to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] evlogii@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I do not wish to be horny anymore. I just want to be happy…

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

are you feeling longing horny today?

[–] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Creative horny, I always like to find new ways to manhandle the hamcandle.

Well, technically I'm womanhandling it, but that breaks the flow of the sentence.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

manhandle the hamcandle

Thank you, miss_brainfarts. for introducing me to this delightful euphemism

(or maybe it's a dysphemism... ?)

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

normally I am funny horny but now I feel nothing

[–] Wutchilli@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

Always the Mix of creative and funny horny

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago