this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2024
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] ummthatguy@startrek.website 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While I appreciate the addition, I feel like Weyoun would command Damar to return the cart.

Damar would then drunkenly push it into the cart return and not pick it up when it fell over.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ursakhiin 4 points 1 year ago

Those are the days "I only went in for 1 or 2 (20 as it turns out) things"

[–] linux2647@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Kai Winn: grabs you by the ear and declares that the prophets dictate you not only return her cart for her, but that you must unload her cart into her vehicle. And if you don’t, your pah will suffer, my child

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 year ago

Nah, Kai Winn is the Karen who complains to the store manager that all of the carts pull to the left.

[–] jawa21@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“The cart return tasks me! It tasks me and I shall have it!”

[–] CrayonMaster@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But people who don't return carts are just as bad as landlords???

Hey, talk to Rom; he's the one who thinks that.

[–] Donnagen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Morn: never seen with a cart

[–] USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Morn is the guy whose job it is to collect the carts and stock shelves, but the only thing anyone ever sees him doing is smoking out behind the dumpster.

And yet, all the carts are collected and all the shelves fully stocked.

[–] PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

But everyone talks about how he’s the best with carts.

A couple minor changes to this one:

Obrien: gets imprisoned and tortured while returning cart, gets dumped next to the corral for pickup

Garak: convinces someone else to return the cart. They are happy to do so for such a charming gentleman. Merely a simple tailor, of course.

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago

You have two wolfs inside of you. One returns the cart, the other does not.