That SELECT and WHERE are all caps, but from is not is bugging me.
I don't care if you choose to uppercase keywords or lowercase, but consistency please.
Also, great, love it.
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it also implies that naughty or nice is an either or thing and not a weighted thing from an incidents table. the good place lied to us.
It could be a materialized view that is generated off of a weighting where you are nice until you have a certain number of incidents.
No closing semicolon, anyone got any extras to throw on this thing?
Need to normalize the database. I would add a join to a BehaviorTypes table.
Edit: or, if the only options are naughty or nice, make it a boolean.
Can we get a SIMILARITY?
I can't be the only one disappointed by the lack of an order by clause after being told the list was being sorted (twice!)...
dammit bobby tables is on the naughty list again
Can anyone recommend a cheap receipt printer that takes pictures from a pc or phone? I want to print mtg tokens on the fly.
Gameboy Pocket. Gameboy Camera. Gameboy Printer.
Both the perfect balance of “nostalgia” and “ridiculous”.
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He sees you when you’re bashing
He’s hacked your VPN
I was reading that to the tune of the chorus of The Distance by Cake. It worked until the last line.
Lol that actually works so well