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The clothes you are wearing vanish in an instant. How does this affect you? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 11 months ago by mayflower@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 18 points 11 months ago

I’m not wearing any clothes.

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 13 points 11 months ago

Ugh, first I teleport three feet to the side and no later than 24 hrs I'm suddenly stark naked? It's going to take a toll on my mental health for sure, but other than that I'll be really frustrated because I'm wearing my favourite shirt right now

[–] Nemo@midwest.social 11 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Really depends on whether that includes the hairties holding my pigtails in place. If the pigtails stay, I think I can still walk out of this sports bar with my dignity intact.

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[–] LadyLikesSpiders@lemmy.ml 6 points 11 months ago

Aside from panic at what the fuck just happened, walk to the bedroom, and grab some new clothes

[–] Jourei@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

I'm in a metro, so ... dang. It's suddenly a really long way home, part of it is gonna be chilly.

[–] verdare 5 points 11 months ago

I’m in the bathroom, so it wouldn’t affect me much. Would lose a pair of really fluffy pajamas, so that sucks.

[–] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

Lately, I'd get hypothermia.

[–] Vlaxtocia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

I'm currently sat on the toilet, I guess I'd take it as my queue to go have a shower

[–] Fulthi@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

Well I'm at work so this is potentially life-altering.

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 2 points 11 months ago

I'm just cold... that's it...

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

Suddenly I've had a weekend like in my 20s, but I didn't have to spend a bunch of money on overpriced cocktails.

The real question is, do I magically end up with a boring, closeted "straight" guy who pumps and runs directly afterwards, or am I just walking home naked? Because depending on how that answers, it's either a weekend from my early 20s, or my vacation to Mexico a few years back.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 points 11 months ago

I'd ask myself if Patrick Stewart was somewhere nearby.