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[–] pwshguy@programming.dev 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've actually had an excavator take out my network. I've also had networks taken out by forklift, train, and a semi-truck towing three other semi-trucks.

[–] WagnasT@iusearchlinux.fyi 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How about a bus? The fiber to a datacenter i used to work at kept going out at almost consistent intervals during almost normal business hours. Turns out the conduit wasn't deep enough and the city built a bus stop on top of it and it would sag just enough to go out but only when a bus was at the stop.

[–] pwshguy@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

That's pretty similar with what happened with me and the train. Kept getting random drops from a plant. I went out to investigate and everything tested perfect and the network was staying up. That was until a freight train rolled by. Turns out AT&T had run the line by shoving a piece of PVC through the gravel between two cross-ties, then running the cable through it.

[–] alongwaysgone 2 points 1 year ago

An excavator took out my internet last summer... And then a puppy did. Twice.