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Firewall Alignment Chart (programming.dev)

submitted 1 year ago by Caust1c@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] thomas@lemmy.douwes.co.uk 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is wrong, I use IPTables but the device is absolutely not dedicated lol.

[–] Album@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The iptables one has me triggered.

[–] thomas@lemmy.douwes.co.uk 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Who needs all this crazy firewall stuff when I have my

iptables -A FORWARD -p tcp --tcp-flags SYN,RST SYN -j TCPMSS --clamp-mss-to-pmtu
iptables -A INPUT -m conntrack --ctstate ESTABLISHED,RELATED -j ACCEPT
iptables -A INPUT -i ppp0 -j DROP

And for IPv6 you don't need a firewall, just use slaac and hope no one finds the address /s