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submitted 1 year ago by TempestTiger@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] IWriteDaCode@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Our recovery strategy is to just buy back the data from the hackers, it's cheaper than making backups in the first place!" -This guy, probably

[–] TempestTiger@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Step 1) Have terrible security. Step 2) Purposefully piss off hackers. Step 3) ??? Step 4) Profit.

[–] argv_minus_one 1 points 1 year ago

USB hard drive: $50
Paying ransomware gangs: $millions

Yep, the math checks out.