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submitted 14 hours ago by potoo22@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Probably not a good title to seek upvotes. If it does get upvotes, more programmers get share in your pain 😅

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[–] apotheotic 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You take that back! My programming socks are the source of my power!

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'll make a deal. Write a kernel in Python, and I'll consider it. Until then, YOUR SOCKS ARE MINE!

[–] apotheotic 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

warms up your cold side

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm the cold side of your pillow, so you're causing harm to yourself

[–] apotheotic 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Despite causing myself harm, I am causing you to cease to exist, yes? :3c

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 hour ago

Its called evolution.