Programmer Humor

428 readers

6 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

Keep content in english
No advertisements
Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Feyter@programming.dev

anzo@programming.dev

BurningTurtle@programming.dev

pylapp@programming.dev

"this program generates around 31GiB of FizzBuzz per second" (codegolf.stackexchange.com)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

10 comments fedilink hide all child comments

I've spent months working on this program. I've long thought that "how fast can you make a FizzBuzz" would be a really interesting question for learning about high-performance programming, and when I subsequently saw this question posted on CGCC, I pretty much had to try.

This is so beautiful 🥹

edit: outjerked yet again https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/269772

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I saw it before that one, and by that time i already posted. I think deleting and reposting is a little weird so I guess I'll have to make due X)

I'll mention it in the post body though, thanks lol

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Didn't realise that it's yours! Kudos :)

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't make it, sorry 😅 I found it since i like to browse codegolf (and PCJ, i also saw it before from there) and decided to upload it here because it always makes me crack up. If only i were this dedicated 😂

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Sorry 😅

Yeah, I haven't solved puzzles like that in a while either