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I've spent months working on this program. I've long thought that "how fast can you make a FizzBuzz" would be a really interesting question for learning about high-performance programming, and when I subsequently saw this question posted on CGCC, I pretty much had to try.

This is so beautiful 🥹

edit: outjerked yet again https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/a/269772

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[–] Midnitte 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I already have a master's thesis. This was harder.

Lmao

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

God I miss PCJ 😭

[–] nick@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This isn’t even really C, it’s a bunch of assembly instructions jammed into C

Not that it’s not impressive… but still.

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Correction: This is not C. It may seem so because of the #include's and #define's but this is just standard gnu assembler syntax. You can notice that the included files are all in asm/ and the macros are just valid assembly.

It's built with GCC instead of as because gcc links the standard library (which include those asm/ files) for you. Though you can build it normally with as, too.

Heavy, iirc. I haven't done this stuff in a while so please correct me if i'm wrong.

[–] nick@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh dang ok. TIL

I saw gcc and assumed c or c++ but it didn’t look like cop

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why did you post that implementation and not David Frank's with 1.7 Terrabit/s ?

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I saw it before that one, and by that time i already posted. I think deleting and reposting is a little weird so I guess I'll have to make due X)

I'll mention it in the post body though, thanks lol

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Didn't realise that it's yours! Kudos :)

[–] fxomt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I didn't make it, sorry 😅 I found it since i like to browse codegolf (and PCJ, i also saw it before from there) and decided to upload it here because it always makes me crack up. If only i were this dedicated 😂

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Sorry 😅

Yeah, I haven't solved puzzles like that in a while either