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The government doesn't use SQL (programming.dev)
submitted 2 weeks ago by suy@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Maybe it’s all just one big .xlsm file?

[–] tisktisk@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Holy mother of visual basic

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

I could see it all being a big vendor specific XML file with XSLT for the application layer