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The government doesn't use SQL (programming.dev)
submitted 2 weeks ago by suy@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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See the post on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/provisionalidea.bsky.social/post/3lhujtm2qkc2i

According to many comments, the US government DOES use SQL, and Musk is not understanding much what's going on.

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[โ€“] Anarch157a@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jesus Fucking Christ !!!

What does Elmo think the government use ? MongoDB, because its Web Scale [0]?

[0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs

[โ€“] suy@programming.dev 29 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, a classic watch. :-)

Elon probably thinks that SQL is MS SQL Sever, MySQL, or some such.