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[–] smeg@feddit.uk 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Morning roll" sounds like the work of replicants. Or possibly just toilet paper.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I also use three rolls of bog paper a day and find it helpful to have them categorised up by the part of the day they'll be used in.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

With a bowel that active I'm glad to have you administrating, if only to keep you off the streets

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 9 points 3 weeks ago

We Emperors do our best work from the throne.

[–] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You're the real reason Thames Water ran up all that debt!
It wasn't paying dividends using loans, it was unclogging 3-rolls Emperor!

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 2 points 3 weeks ago

Been a while since I've disgraced the porcelain down south.