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Billionaire known for stealing people’s ideas debuts totally new, original salute (www.thebeaverton.com)
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[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 7 points 16 hours ago

Let us know how burying your head in the sand works out. The rest of us will be over here dealing with the unfortunate reality of our circumstances.