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submitted 18 hours ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

~~However~~ Whoever supports the figure deserves a punch in the mouth and nothing short.

That man and all the hype he is raising needs to be ignored. People like that thrive on raising hell.

P.S

It's official: I'm too tired and already had too much internet for the day. I'm one typo away from raisin.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 7 points 16 hours ago

Let us know how burying your head in the sand works out. The rest of us will be over here dealing with the unfortunate reality of our circumstances.