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What movie would have ended at the beginning if the people in it acted like normal people? (lemm.ee)

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[–] ClusterBomb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Alien.

"Waow what the f-!"
"- DON'T KILL IT!"
*kills it* "- Sorry, you were saying?"

Still can't figure why they didn't kill it when they had opportunity. 😬

[–] Broken@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was thinking more along the lines of:

We were woken up to check out this signal.

Shine that, let's go home and get paid.

But you know, we're required by law to do so or we forfeit our payment.

OK, so what's the story we all say?

Yeah, nothing there. Must have been a glitch.

OK, let's go home.