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A shitpost about languages that generate CVEs

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[–] echindod@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

Oh gawd. That would be so horrible! Is there a project o compile JavaScript to bytecode? With like LLVM? There must be, but I haven't heard of it. I shouldn't even say anything because I will be better off pretending it doesn't exist.