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submitted 4 months ago by CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network 25 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Our player who likes doing this to the DM: "So they're giving us horses? What are the horses' names?" Our DM: "....no. You choose."

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 months ago

"They aren't attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour."

"What colours are they?"

"...fuck."

[–] SpeakinTelnet@programming.dev 14 points 4 months ago

"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer...."

"His name is Meatball"

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 2 points 4 months ago

...i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell...