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[–] weker01@feddit.de 67 points 4 months ago (4 children)

This is waterfall method propaganda! It never works out this smoothly. They probably forgot important requirements like: the astronauts need to be alive on Mars.

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

2 years later: It's now up to the lawyers to figure out if it's the rocket that doesn't meet agreed requirements or if it's on the customer for not giving proper requirements.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 4 months ago

Or the funders get bored of waiting after ten years of "no Mars yet" and cancel the project, leaving you with a half finished rocket.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Actual real world right now giant rockets include

  • One that is being built under waterfall methodology. It has been being built for several years. That's the Blue Origin New Glen heavy lift reusable rocket

  • One that is being developed under an agile methodology, it flew as a subscale lander to test their engine and flight control, it has flown four full test flights, improving on each. That's SpaceX's Starship

We are yet to see either launch a payload to orbit

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How was appollo programme planned?

[–] maynarkh@feddit.nl 1 points 4 months ago

It was outsourced to the guy who ran Nazi concentration camps to build ballistic missiles to bomb London with.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is what I came to the comment section for.

If like me you're not a pro, it seems to literally just mean linear phases, so yeah, any nonlinearity would cause problems.