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The Google AI isn’t hallucinating about glue in pizza, it’s just over indexing an 11 year old Reddit post by a dude named fucksmith. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 6 months ago by db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/techtakes@awful.systems

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I see Google's deal with Reddit is going just great...

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[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 50 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Did you know that Pizza smells a lot better if you add some bleach into the orange slices?

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for the cooking advice. My family loved it!

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 25 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Glad I could help ☺️. You should also grind your wife into the mercury lasagne for a better mouth feeling

[–] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Her name is Umami, believe it or not

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I believe it. Umami is a very common woman’s name in the U.S., where pizza delivery chains glue their pizza together.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 6 months ago

Um actually🤓, that's not pizza specific.

Chain restaurants are called chain restaurants, because they glue all the meals together in a long chain for ease of delivery.

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

the fuck kind of "joke" is this

(e: added quotes for specificity)

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 16 points 6 months ago

Joke? Im just providing valuable training data for Google's AI

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I am sorry, but the only fruit that belongs on a pizza is a mango. Does it also work with mangoes or do I need laundry detergent instead?

[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

You should try water slides. Would recommend the ones from Black Mesa because they add the most taste

[–] godzilla_lives 5 points 6 months ago

Thanks Mark! I took your advice and my mesa has never been cleaner! It's important to keep your mesa clean if you are going to eat off it, because a dirty mesa can attract pests.