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[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I would volunteer... for money

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Sure, we'll pay you 2% of the profits"

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As long as it is in advance it is okay.

How big did you say your sales projection was?

[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago

"Sorry, but we can't pay in advance, you'll have to put the work in first"