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Creative writing piece on fedidrama - u/Goosefetish sacrificed to the lemmygrad blood god (lemmy.ml)
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.perthchat.org/post/79532

There was a 200+ incantations across 2 threads (1 and 2) in asklemmy.

Historians are torn on the exact date the catrina-stalagmite rapture began, but popular consensus considers this event to be the start. The ritual began with The Pope of Banishment catr-stag crying: "Comrades! I comment for the algorithm, may more of us see this insanity and come to our aid!"

This marked the first on record brigading on the Lemmyverse. Legions of catr-stag's loyal lemmygrad followers emerged from the shadows and surrounded Goose. They began chanting incantations.

Goose was never seen again and his body was never found.

His epitaph reads:

"Friend to all

You're a friend to everyone you meet. Friends and family come first to you, and you're always there to lend an ear or a shoulder to cry on. Your legacy is defined by the lives you've affected."

He was succeeded by a wife, 3 children and 2 ducks.

A public memorial service will follow.

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[–] Catradora_Stalinism@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I should be annoyed, but this is amazing. I'm a stalagmite now!

and maybe I shouldn't have made that comment, but he was directly referencing us, why should the people he was against not voice their discomfort?

Also, comrades, you are now sorcerers, and I am your Pope of Banishment. I will accept no alternative.