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We had to feed next door's kid one day because of some family emergency.
"How many fish fingers do you want?"
"Two"
Sits down, eats one.
"You said you wanted two..."
"I only ever eat one but my mum always puts two out because she thinks it looks mean if she only gives me one."
Yep, same reason. You always make like A LOT extra... in case he/she wants some more... in reality, you become a cold meal expert when you're a parrent.
The second one is to keep the cat distracted long enough that you can eat the first one.