When your kid tells you he's VERY HUNGRY and you do this wonderful meal, and he takes 2 bites and says he's full 🤬. At that moment, those 2ms after he says that, you really hate that little fucker's guts.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

We had to feed next door's kid one day because of some family emergency.

"How many fish fingers do you want?"

"Two"

Sits down, eats one.

"You said you wanted two..."

"I only ever eat one but my mum always puts two out because she thinks it looks mean if she only gives me one."

[–] 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yep, same reason. You always make like A LOT extra... in case he/she wants some more... in reality, you become a cold meal expert when you're a parrent.

[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

The second one is to keep the cat distracted long enough that you can eat the first one.

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

I feels bro