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[–] Kbin_space_program@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Git checkout -b neverpushtothisbranchthismeansyou

[–] rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Git checkout -b branchprotectiononlyworksifyouarenotsetupwithadminprivilegesontherepoingithubthismeansyouhowardgodammit

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Y'all. At least put some dashes between the words

Oh of course. But I was following the code standard set by the first one. I suspect everyone else was too.

howard knows what he did

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

git co -b nevergonnagiveyouupnevergonnaletyoudown

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
git checkout -b dontcommitherejerry

git commit -m "that sign can't stop me because i can't read"