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Instead of either, it's good to have a more descriptive primary branch:
git checkout -b dontwritetothisbranchdirectlyyougottaopenaprfirstandhaveitreviewedandapprovedandthenpasstheautomatictests
Git checkout -b neverpushtothisbranchthismeansyou
Git checkout -b branchprotectiononlyworksifyouarenotsetupwithadminprivilegesontherepoingithubthismeansyouhowardgodammit
Y'all. At least put some dashes between the words
Oh of course. But I was following the code standard set by the first one. I suspect everyone else was too.
howard knows what he did
git co -b nevergonnagiveyouupnevergonnaletyoudown
git commit -m "that sign can't stop me because i can't read"
Still shorter than a java class name.