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[–] Black_Quajutsu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I have my emotions off for some time now, how do I turn them on again?

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There's a spot inside ur butt that'll make you feel again. Get someone to press it and you'll feel all sorts of ways.

[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Note: This button may not be present in about half the population.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

While true, a finger up the butt still makes that other half feel things

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

There may also be a workaround, but it's more complicated.

[–] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Have you tried developing severe bipolar disorder?

[–] Bojimbo@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

Tried that. Now numbness is interspersed with extreme recklessness