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submitted 10 months ago by dullbananas@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Godort@lemm.ee 112 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just wait until they learn about Daemons

[–] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 88 points 10 months ago (4 children)

And killing children.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 71 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Master/slave systems are probably a-ok for them though.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 30 points 10 months ago

The only reason killing children is bad in their view would be if the child is unborn/not spawned already or if they want to abuse it but can't anymore.

[–] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And spawning a zombie process.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 10 months ago

That's actually sacred.

[–] far_university1990@feddit.de 17 points 10 months ago

And detaching/reattaching git heads.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago

They'd probably be fine with that as long as they're not unborn