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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] will_a113@lemmy.ml 142 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Having a hard time determining whether this is sarcasm or not. Then I see the phrase "JavaScript Engineer" and become doubly confused.

[–] RonSijm@programming.dev 54 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't think it's satire, this guy is actively defending this on Linkedin: https://i.imgur.com/SlJPG85.png

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I distinguish four types. There are clever, hardworking, stupid, and lazy officers. Usually two characteristics are combined. Some are clever and hardworking; their place is the General Staff. The next ones are stupid and lazy; they make up 90 percent of every army and are suited to routine duties. Anyone who is both clever and lazy is qualified for the highest leadership duties, because he possesses the mental clarity and strength of nerve necessary for difficult decisions. One must beware of anyone who is both stupid and hardworking; he must not be entrusted with any responsibility because he will always only cause damage.

-- Kurt von Hammerstein

LinkedIn is Facebook for that last type.

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a relief because I thought I'd stumbled into LinkedIn Lunatics for a hot second.

[–] termus 18 points 1 year ago

Linkedin is for lunatics. Just a bunch of goobers giving digital handjobs to each other.

[–] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago

Wow, of course he's pretending the response is a misrepresentation of his opinion instead of defending it in good faith.

[–] Quik@infosec.pub 27 points 1 year ago

I think the latter makes clear that this is a joke account, doesn’t it?